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1976 Jaguar SANTAS SLAY
If you are looking for a perfect car, you can exit this browser window now! This is a face grinning tire melting promotional piece we used for filming a Christmas video. The A/C did work until the compressor caught fire, don’t worry Santa turned it out on time and even cut the belt, throw a compressor on it and your cold again. This Jag started life with one of the most unreliable V-12 motors in existence (2nd most if you count the 13b) Thankfully an American blooded big block lover threw a 454ci in there for reliability and hot-rodding grunt. We got it, and it just lacked what we needed, the original Holley had a bad accelerator pump and the secondaries were not working at full vacuum. It needed some help, so we threw on a Holley 750 and a SMALL wet-shot of Nitrous. We also installed 2 step colder plugs, replaced the ignition to electronic, made new fuel lines for the double pumper, then set the timing where it should be for some fun. Wiring for the nitrous is way too nice for this British abomination.
It’s a Jaguar, so you know none of the electronics are going to work. Yes, the radio turns on but there is no sound, the front windows work, and if you have an elf helper you can get the rears down with some coaxing. The A/C did work, but we had a slight compressor issue during our video, it caught fire, imagine a Guy in a Santa suit in 85 degree weather with a hood open and smoke pouring out, I’m sure it’s on someone’s snapchat.
The painter was definitely drunk ( 5-10 ) It has rally wheels with 99% up front and 50 % in the rear (the burnouts) It is a 10 foot car that actually cleans up nice, but the sole purpose for this JAAAG is to have fun, and deliver presents in fashion. If you have friends that don’t have a clue about cars, they would think it’s a 20K car, just using the word JAG adds cryptocurrency levels of cool. The Muffler tips were straight before the video, sorry not sorry. Back to the muffler tips, they can be used as weapons, and for the person that decided to stick them out 8 inches from the bumper, well I hope Santa does not bring you anything.
Okay Lets disregard everything above and talk about the “PACKAGE” (use deep voice)
Holley 750 Double Pumper
Nos Wet Kit with 125hp Jet installed (comes with 150/200 jets)
25lb tank with 21LBS of nitrous left. (we only used 4lbs for the whole video)
New Electronic ignition
Limited Slip Rear (It Def Works)
This is a fun car that survived Santa’s wrath, it had to do multiple takes of the same burnouts and slides and took it like a champ, would I drive this car cross country, of course! “but not recommended” Is the steering wheel sideways? Yes. Do the turn signals turn on when you hit the brakes? Yes. Does it start and drive? Yes and very well! How awesome is the Nitrous? It should have come with it from factory! Will we accept Bitcoins as payment? Yes.
- This is a promotional vehicle it was sold “as is” and at NO RESERVE!
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There is a $250 dealer fee that is not included in the original price.